Hello children Uncle Colin here. Are you sitting comfortably as it’s time for your history lesson. Well it’s more of a fairy story. Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Fife I owned a football club in the town of Raith. I ran that club into the ground both on and off the park so I decided it was time to get out of town. Just as well as I don’t think the people of Raith liked me cos I was from Glasgow. I wonder if that’s a hate crime? Anyway before I left I told them I would build flats on the ground if they didn’t pay me and you know what they did.
Then I found another failing business and my good friend Uncle Jim Watson made me feel very welcome but there was an awful lot of debt so we got another good friend Uncle Ronnie to buy the club and take the debt while Uncle Jim and I kept the stadium. Am I a smarty pants or what. And you know what cos Ronnie’s a real businessman he cleared the debt and not only that he got the club promoted all the way upto the Premiership or whatever it’s called. Anyway one day Uncle Ronnie called it quits and retired but not before he gave me back the club. And you know what yep I’m running it into the ground on and off the park.
Now I was going to make you 3 promise but they are the best kind, EMPTY ones so you needn’t bother yourself with them.