Stadium Announcer

The Club has advertised for a new announcer, not before time! This guy sounds like the same one we had a season or two back, where he thinks he is funny and can crack jokes, but cannot even get the basics correct with scorers names, or substitutions off or on. He can reD the numbers though, and get them correct, well, most of the time.
A burst of music during the game is another blip, albeit minimal, but does the Club not realise just how embarrassing he is? Or do they care?
Easy to criticise, you say? Sure, but somebody please volunteer soon. There must be free pies and coffee apart from free entry too!

A burst of music during the game is another blip, albeit minimal, but does the Club not realise just how embarrassing he is? Or do they care?
Easy to criticise, you say? Sure, but somebody please volunteer soon. There must be free pies and coffee apart from free entry too!